If He's Not a Unicorn...

THIS WON'T MAKE SENSE UNLESS YOU'VE READ THE PREVIOUS COMIC!!!!!!!! [link]

Don't you just love my awesome backgrounds? You know you do.

The unicorns got upset that I called Edward a unicorn. This was how they reacted. Edward's blood is yellow and sparkly for a reason, too, I'm not just being a stupid hater (no offense to anyone...). It makes sense if you think about it.

If human blood is red and turns a "vampire's" eyes red, and animal blood turns his eyes gold, then the logical train of thought is that animal blood is gold. And since a "vampire's" blood is his victim's blood, his blood would be yellow too. And it's sparkly because I'm making fun of Twilight.

And since he's not a unicorn, perhaps he is a chupacabras? ...I think we're getting closer to the truth. Still... I'm brainstorming for what he is. XD

Mr.Ed Unicorn (c) everyone (because he's a unicorn that can talk. PLEASE. I can't claim him all for myself.)
Edward Cullen (c) Stephenie Meyer. Keep him. I know you want him, Steph.

I'm going to make this into a trilogy...